Mean Girls meets Legend of Korra Flipping the characters around with certain quotes from Mean Girls. Just for fun. Not to be taken seriously.
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Jinora: That one there, that's Bolin. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. We watched him in his probending match last night.
Ikki: He tried to bend water, and he's an Earthbender.
Jinora: That tall one, that's Asami Sato.
Ikki: She's totally rich because her dad invented the Satomobile.
Jinora: Asami Sato knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Ikki: That's why her hair is so big...it's full of secrets.
Jinora: And evil takes a human form in Mako. Don't be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced manwhore, but in reality, he's so much more than that.
Ikki: He's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just his little workers
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Korra: Your house is really nice.
Asami: I know, right?
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Bolin: See, at least me and Mako know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in the South Pole with all the little penguins and the little fishies!"
Korra: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Bolin: What?
Tahno: Oh, no, she did not!
Bolin: See? That's the thing with you being the Avatar. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Mako, for example, he broke up with Asami and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Asami, Korra? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl!
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Asami: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Korra, will you please tell Mako his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Korra: Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
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Tenzin: Where's Korra?
Pema: She went out.
Tenzin: She's grounded.
Pema: Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?
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Asami: But you're, like, really pretty.
Korra: Thank you.
Asami: So you agree?
Korra: What?
Asami: You think you're really pretty?
Korra: Oh... I don't know
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Tenzin: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
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Asami: Why don't I know you?
Korra: I'm new. I just moved here from the South Pole.
Asami: What?
Korra: I'm from the Southern Water Tribe.
Asami: Wait... what?
Korra: It's the only tribe in the South Pole.
Asami: No, I know what the Southern Water Tribe is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real city before? Shut up. Shut up!
Korra: ...I didn't say anything.
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Tahno: Is your muffin buttered?
Korra: What?
Tahno: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Korra: My what?
Bolin: Is he bothering you? Tahno, why are you such a skeeze?
Tahno: I'm just being friendly.
Asami: [whispers] You were supposed to call me last night!
Bolin: Tahno, you do not come to a party at my house with Asami and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?
Korra: No, thank you.
Bolin: Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Tahno.
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Korra: She took him back. Asami took Mako back.
Bolin: Oh, no, Korra...
Korra: Why would she do that?
Bolin: 'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.
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Jinora: And they have this book, this "Burn Book" where they write mean things about girls in our city.
Korra: Well what does it say about me?
Jinora: You're not in it.
Korra: Those bitches.
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Jinora: Asami seems... sweet!
Korra: Asami Sato is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore. She ruined my life!
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Pema: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, okay? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom.
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Korra: Asami Sato.....How do I begin to explain Asami Sato?
Amon: Asami Sato is flawless.
Pema: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000 yuans.
Bolin: I hear she does Satomobile commercials... in the Earth Kingdom.
Jinora: Her favorite play is Love Amongst a Dragon.
Lin: One time she met Tahno after a probending match...
Ikki: And he told her she was pretty.
Mako: One time she ran me over with a moped....it was awesome.